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July 22, 2016
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THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. However, please feel free to comment below with your best caption for this adorable Blue Tit! 

We’re offering you the chance to win a Supa wild bird feeding station + a 5kg bag of Mother & Chick seed mix.

All you have to do is:

Give us your best caption for the Blue tit

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Please write your answer in the comments section below.

To enter the competition, simply leave your answer in the comments section below. The competition closes at midnight (for any night owls out there!) on Friday 29th of July. The lucky winner will be selected based on the best caption for the photo. Garden Wildlife Direct reserves the right to remove any answers deemed inappropriate or offensive. Entrants must reside within UK mainland. Good luck!

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  1. Look into my eyes.
    You are now under my control.
    Go now and bring me the entire bird feed stock from Garden Wildlife Direct!!!

  2. Hello, I’m a blue tit and I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to tweet ….

  3. Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under. I have not stealing your eyeliner, putting it on in my bedroom and staring into the mirror going ‘Who’s a pretty boy then?’ Three, two, one… You’re back in the room.

  4. Ha ha….No-one will recognise me with my eye mask on…….just call me Blue Tit -The Feathered Crusader….., fighting evil in the trees and in the hedgerows……then disappears silently into the night……..

  5. Your breast is mellow yellow
    Your head is kinda blue
    And as your eyes are looking at me
    I’d like to be your fellow

  6. ‘Knock Knock’. ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Blue.’ ‘Blue who? ‘Aw, don’t cry, it’s only me.’

  7. Hi, Baby Blue here, have you anything else other than peanuts, so boring, and can you please send a comb?

  8. If you call me a tit again I shall become very angry and you won’t like me when I’m angry!

  9. I’m Just “Heavenly”, don’t you agree?—nevertheless that is what they call me.

  10. I am training for special branch in the police but at the moment I am only good enough for special twig!

  11. Hey could you take the camera out the box you would’nt want one in you bed room would you mate

  12. Hhmm. Did I leave the iron on at home? What a great tit I am. Oh hang on, I’m the other type of tit!

  13. Look into my eyes, not around my eyes and repeat after me…I will feed you forever, I will feed you forever.

  14. Errrr I think you will find you’re out of seed, yes definitely out of seed, yes you need more seed, anytime will do, GET TO GWD!

  15. YOU THINK THIS IS IN YOUR FACE ,,?Yeah too right im upset if you give me the same crap as you did yesterday boy youre in BIG TROUBLE

  16. i would call the blue tit talking heads after the group who were around in the punk era his hair looks like a punk artist ah bless!!

  17. Hi, I’m Cyndi ….. Do you like my True Colors ….. They’re Beautiful, like a Rainbow .. 🙂

  18. My reflection shows I’m a blue tit, and there I was thinking I was a canary who couldn’t sing!!

  19. I don’t care if budgie’s have patented it ….WHO’S A PRETTY BOY ……..So , ..there I’ve said it WHO’S A PRETTY BOY ….now what you gonna do ….who’s a pretty boy ……

  20. I kow, like me, you can tweet and twitter but please, dear humans, just give me food a bit quicker!

  21. Mum – super dinner! Just wish this bigger bird would let me get my share ‘cos I’m only little and he eats quicker than me!

  22. EXCUSE ME Sunshine – yea you with the camera – I’m just going to have a private ablution before my juicy mealworms, supplied by Garden Wildlife, so please push off !

  23. EXCUSE ME sunshine but I’m just about to have a “private” bath before tucking in to some succulent mealworms from Garden Wildlife !!!

  24. Ah!!! All that lovely food from Garden Wildlife Direct and your Mummy and Daddy aren’t feeding you, you say.

  25. I’m getting the hang of these “selfies” !! Who said squirrels are the clever ones when it comes to working things out!
    Jenny Nudd

  26. Look into my eyes, you’re feeling sleepy, when I count to three and flap my wings you will FEED ME!!!

  27. Did you know your bird feeders are empty ? You must go to garden wildlife direct,and quick, my tummy is rumbling !

  28. They didn’t warn me that this blue dye was permanent, I only asked for a blue tint, I didn’t realise that I was a blue tit forever……

  29. I`ve got a birds i view which only you can solve,so if you can afford to help
    me feed my little ones at this time of year then i`d be so happy for you`d bring
    myself and others alot of cheer so feel free to hold out thy hand and i little blue
    will do my best to bring some cheer into your life at this time of year.

  30. Who needs to go to the gym when you can do your early morning worm ups right here in the great outdoors

  31. You looking at me looking at you ? What the fecking hell for – I’m a blue tit not Mrs Brown !!

  32. I spy with my little eye ……………………………………a feeder full of sunflower kernels, yummy!

  33. I’ve got my face on for my selfie, next I’m tweeting on twitter, then networking at the bird table…got to fly!

  34. “Handsome Bluetit seeking female with GSoH. Must like flying and singing. Let me ruffle your feathers.”

  35. Here Derek, come and look at this…I call it ‘humanwatching’. I reckon it could catch on. It takes a while to get into ’cause they all pretty much sound the same at first, but just start with the visuals.

  36. Life would’ve been so different if I hadn’t turned down that role as part of the crime fighting duo. I had the mask and everything. I just never thought it would catch on…and the robins are all like ‘we’ve got our own tv show and films, blah, blah’…

  37. What do you mean you were thinking of buying your seed mixes from someone other than Garden wildlife direct…?

  38. I can’t believe the garden wildlife prices just look at the great value can’t take my eyes off of them

  39. I’m feeling blue, these black glasses are a bit small, can’t see the food feeding staion, should have gone to “Garden Wildlife Direct”!

  40. Well……….. It wasn’t me, it was the cat……………..I’m only small and fluffy………….honest

  41. On Stars in their Eyes today is Blue Tit , tell us who your going to be . Tonight Matthew I am going to be Adam Ant

  42. What a summer this has been I’ve been wet most days but at least I’ve had decent food from my Wildlife Direct.

  43. “That’s the last time I fall asleep when the kids have got their colouring books out……..”

  44. FRIEND OR FOE? I can’t quite see… So either feed me or (gulp) eat me. Just get on with it…

  45. “Watch the birdie” they said when I applied for the modelling job; they just didn’t tell me it’d be for two hours!

  46. Look into my eyes. Look deep into my eyes. You must obey my voice. “Hurry and submit your order to GWD”.

  47. Two popadoms and a vindaloo please Bob … Failing that I’ll ave some of thoes puka sunflower hearts!!

  48. How gorgeous am I, been well fed and watered thanks to my caring parents and their human suppliers of good food.

  49. A little bird told me that the best grub in town comes direct from Garden Wildlife Direct!

  50. Hello in there, yes you in there, our feeders are empty and they have volunteered me too sit here till their filled

  51. I hope you’ve placed an order for more supplies of premium peanuts, supplies are getting a tweety bit low!

  52. Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes… you’re under.

  53. “Why’s it taking so long to get my lunch, a blue tit’s got to eat you know, we don’t live on bugs alone”