THIS COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED. However, please feel free to comment below with your best caption for this adorable Blue Tit!
We’re offering you the chance to win a Supa wild bird feeding station + a 5kg bag of Mother & Chick seed mix.
All you have to do is:
Give us your best caption for the Blue tit
Please write your answer in the comments section below.
To enter the competition, simply leave your answer in the comments section below. The competition closes at midnight (for any night owls out there!) on Friday 29th of July. The lucky winner will be selected based on the best caption for the photo. Garden Wildlife Direct reserves the right to remove any answers deemed inappropriate or offensive. Entrants must reside within UK mainland. Good luck!
Please see our competition Terms & Conditions for more information.
Saucer-eyed Blue brush-top
Feed me
That’s the last time I use that extra volume shampoo for “fly away” hair!
“You really think this paintballing trip is such a good idea??”
I’m too young for a blue rinse!
What are you looking at?
OH no Not another bad hair day
well come on hurry up Ihavent got all day
where,s the food i,am hungy please put some more out ty
Please Fill My Feeder.
I’m gonna take over the world!!
Look into my eyes.
You are now under my control.
Go now and bring me the entire bird feed stock from Garden Wildlife Direct!!!
Call yerself a cat!!
Hello, I’m a blue tit and I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to tweet ….
But the man in the shop said it would wash out!
“Hmm nice selfie not bad for an old bird like me !”
Oh sorry to stare, but have you seen my mum?
Don’t mess with my No Mess bird seed!
I bet you blink first….
I’m ready for my close-up!
Watch out, I may contain nuts!!
To tweet or not to tweet, ….what was the question ?
I want my Mummy…..!
Giant blue tit seen in woodland.
Got any tit bits for me?
“Look into my eyes. You are under my power. Go and buy more birdseed!”
I cannot see a camera in your nest box!
Had awash in the bird bath now I can’t do a thing with my feathers
Hey you! The bird feeder’s empty‼️
Look out foods coming.!
I can see right up your nose!
Chirpy, chirpy, cheep, cheep
give us a kiss
Thank you for all the wonderful food. Soooo good!
Let’s get right to the point … are you a real big spender?
If you’ve got it flaunt it.
Does my beak look big in this?
I only have eyes for you
“AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS!” “THE SERVICE ROUND HERE IS TERRIBLE”
I will win this staring competition,if i win you buy dinner
Look food in a tube, and tit bits galour, Garden Wildlife know the score …..
“I can’t wait for my meal break – being a screen saver all day is no fun”
Is my eyeliner straight now for my lippy
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you’re under. I have not stealing your eyeliner, putting it on in my bedroom and staring into the mirror going ‘Who’s a pretty boy then?’ Three, two, one… You’re back in the room.
What, we are out of seeds nooooooooo
I’m male and sick of looking like my sisters.
I COULDN’T POSSIBLY, JUST WASHED MY HAIR!!
Blue Tit of Zorro!
Now I have my pension thought it about time I had a blue rinse!
Unless you feed me, you’ll be up before the beak – and he’ll give you some bird.
( said in voice of Al Pacino)
You looking at me…………..you looking at me….
Meiow Meiow……………..I think I’m am having an identity crisis…….
You want some!!
Smile
Nothing succeeds like a beakless blue tit…
It makes me look what ?
I know that pokemon is around here somewhere!
I’ve a family to feed and you are running out of bird seed!
I spy with my beady eye…
RED NEVER SUITED ME. !!!!!!
Ha ha….No-one will recognise me with my eye mask on…….just call me Blue Tit -The Feathered Crusader….., fighting evil in the trees and in the hedgerows……then disappears silently into the night……..
Two fatballs and a packet of crisps, please.
Say “cheese” you said….I did….I’m still waiting for it…….
Your breast is mellow yellow
Your head is kinda blue
And as your eyes are looking at me
I’d like to be your fellow
Welcome to this week’s episode of Through the Treehole
Keeping my beady eyes on you.
I’m all fluffed up, feed me chick mix
Mirror mirror on the tree , am I the cutest bird your see.
“Think you may have ppi on an old loan or credit card? We can help.
‘WHERE’S THE GRUB ? ‘
Don’t twitch when you press the button.
What’s all the fuss about the internet? I’ve been tweeting for years.
I’m not sure this blue rinse is really me
Does my beak look big in this?
Big bird’s watching…
Ahem. sorry to bother you but the feeder’s empty again.
Stand and deliver!
Who said I look a right tit?
Holy bat cave Robin we are being watched!
You aint seen me, right!!
Thank goodness they use gardenwildlifedirect.co.uk
‘Knock Knock’. ‘Who’s there?’ ‘Blue.’ ‘Blue who? ‘Aw, don’t cry, it’s only me.’
here,s looking at you kid
I am very busy looking for Pokemen and I hope he has got some peanuts when I find him
Come on somebody wheres my ALL YEAR ROUND SEED MIX from pet supermarket.
I can see you now!
My name is willow
“I’m all alone: I feel a Very Blue Tit!”
blue rinses are in i tell you !!!!
Mr Speaker … The Eyes Have It … The Eyes Have It
Clearly, beauty is in the Eyes of the beholder!
I used to be a ‘New Romantic’ !
STICK _EM_UP! ….. & Make My Day Skunk! …
It must be nearly picnic time ?
My name is Cyanistes Caeruleus Littlest and I eat peanuts.
Bet you wish you had cool eyeliner wings like me!
Today is a fly away feathers day – typical.
I don’t need Specsavers
” I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A PUNK AT HEART “
I said breakfast not brexit
Hi, Baby Blue here, have you anything else other than peanuts, so boring, and can you please send a comb?
Where’s my breakfast?
Follow me on Twitter #tweettweet
‘Meal worms! You know I’ve gone vegetarian and prefer sunflower hearts!’
Ay up! Looks like I need to check my privacy settings again!
Listen pal…..your not coming past until you hand over the bird seed!
Did you get my tweet???
MIrror mirror on the wall…who’s the cutest of them all?
Hello! My Peanut feeder’s empty!
Bacon Rind. Bacon Rind. Bacon Rind…. You must feed me….. Bacon Rind. Bacon Rind. Bacon Rind…..
Feed me,NOW.
Hmm. I remember you!
You want some? I’ll give it ya
You looking at me?!
Who’s the Parrot?.
“You looking at me?”
Please sir, can I have some more
“What do you mean you ran out of seed”
Where’ the spiders then?
I take a good selfie
Tap tap..excuse me but I was told this is the place for “tit bits”!
Does my beak look big in this?
‘A little heavy on the eye liner me thinks’
Sunflower hearts now or else !!!
So I’m not a young chick any more,a blue rinse is cool,you gotta problem wi’that punk!!
‘Honestly now, do you think I’ve gone overboard wth the blue?’
I’ve sent you a tweet … now give me a treat!
Whatcha lookin at? Yeah! I am the one who is gonna raid your bird feeders today.
my god that was some party!
What you lookin at?
OK, who has moved the bird feeder?
mine’s a juicy mealworm please
I may look sweet, but if you don’t feed me I’ll be a hungry Angry Bird!
Just had a wash and blow dry, felling a bit peckish!
I’ve got a birds eye view of you sowing the seeds of discontent
Come on guys the preanut holders are empty!!
If you call me a tit again I shall become very angry and you won’t like me when I’m angry!
I am just a little mite waiting for a “chittering bite”
I’m Just “Heavenly”, don’t you agree?—nevertheless that is what they call me.
I know I’m blue but I make you smile
I am the Blue tit staring champion, this is not a picture, this is a video.
OK Guys, it’s a Wrap!
Shall we go out for lunch? I’ve reserved a table at Garden Wildlife Direct.
Now that’s what I call a fat ball
Watch the birdy!
I am training for special branch in the police but at the moment I am only good enough for special twig!
Get them feeders filled, there are 20 more like me. Lovely eh!
READY FOR MY CLOSE UP!!!!
I thought you was bringing the grub!
What do you mean you have run out of peanuts –
Please feed me. I am waiting patiently.
“Orvill did you do that?”
“No I didn’t, I didn’t, it wasn’t me.”
Hey could you take the camera out the box you would’nt want one in you bed room would you mate
I hope you’re only bringing that good stuff from Garden Wildlife Direct
Do l look like I am joking?!!!
Got the eye liner just right this morning.!
if that food aint from wildlife direct you are in big trouble buster
You’re wondering why I’m blue? I got the worm but my brother pinched it off me!
Having a Great time here at Garden Wildlife, the food is lovely, wish you were here!
M , B, spiders M,B O,R,M,B, spiders M,B, O,R, M,B, spiders M,B, C,D,B,D,iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I’m ready for my close up Mr Demille.
Here’s looking at you Mr Blue
Looking through the Eyes of Love (for your seed mix). – Mother and Chick Edit.
Hi you said recommend a friend ” I haven’t got any friends “”
Any chance of a hot bath before breakfast?
Suet will do it!
That’s the last time I put Comfort in the bird bath!
You looking at me ?
Go on ! I dare you to say that again!
Give that caterpillar!! You heard me.
Where have all the fat balls gone?
Love me tender, Love me do, allI I’m waiting for is food!
I’m supposed to look like a tit; what’s your excuse?
Feed me, feed me NOW!!!!
l can see you in the hide
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the bluest of them all.
Ive just had my hair done and the blue rinse looks great.
Ouch………I knew I should have gone to Specsavers. What a tit I am.
When I grow up I want to be a Stormtrooper!
Do you feel lucky punk ???
I’m sure there’s a Pokemon here somewhere
Hurry up I can’t keep still much longer
delighted with selfie, just got to tweet it to my feathered friends now.
Ok Mum! which garden has the wonderful bird food ready for us?
Small but beautifully formed, that’s me.
If I stare at you long enough, will you put the fat balls out
So darling tell me, what’s my motivation for this photo shoot?
Who`s a pretty boy, then.
Where is my breakfast?
I have stopped sipping your milk, now you quit spraying my bugs!
hey wheres my dinner
feed me feed me love me
Betty blue tit was pleased how well her blue rinsed turned out.
“I’m the best looking an best fed round ‘ere… I’m BLUE TIT FULL! “
Who or what is that strange creature looking back at me?
Who or what is that strange creature looking back at me?
Here’s looking at you kid
“Who are you calling yellow?”
ok you got the shot NOW FEED ME.
What you staring at !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That bloody pigeon has been eating blueberries again!!!
I’ll kill that hairdresser for giving me a blue rinse!
I’m in the garden directly in front of you, and I’m waiting!!!!
It wasn’t me!!
What you looking at???
I wanted to be red white and blue not yellow.
Is she or isn’t she?
do you want me to smile now?
Does my blue rinse make me look older?
Feeders empty again, get on the phone to g w d, I only eat the best
This new hair gels working well!!
Hey – There’s a breakfast queue out here!
You will feed me, Won’t You !!
I need FOOOOOOD ………. hurry up !!!!!
Hhmm. Did I leave the iron on at home? What a great tit I am. Oh hang on, I’m the other type of tit!
Hurry up and give me more food
Who stole my comb??
Did you just call mea tit ?
where,s my dinner ?
You lookin’ at me cupcake???
The bird feeders empty!
What are doing in my wood
I’m really a budgie disguised as a bluetit.
Zorros back in town!!
‘Cheeky Chappie’
You think I look daft, have you got a mirror handy?
Look into my eyes, not around my eyes and repeat after me…I will feed you forever, I will feed you forever.
Please, just one more nut. Wife and five chicks to support.
A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME YOU HAVE THE BEST FEEDING STATION IN TOWN
I always feel like a great tit when I take a “selfie”!
“I bet you two suet balls you blink before I do”!
Errrr I think you will find you’re out of seed, yes definitely out of seed, yes you need more seed, anytime will do, GET TO GWD!
YOU THINK THIS IS IN YOUR FACE ,,?Yeah too right im upset if you give me the same crap as you did yesterday boy youre in BIG TROUBLE
“Cheeeeeeese”!
How long are you keeping me waiting?
Who’s a prietty boy.
STOP STARING AT ME!
I love a selfie!
i would call the blue tit talking heads after the group who were around in the punk era his hair looks like a punk artist ah bless!!
Where has all the sunflower seed gone.
Watching you , watching me!
Will you be my Mummy?
I am the tweetest one of all.
Go ahead, make my day!
As said in Dirty Harry
Look into my eyes, feed me on the chirp of three.
you tweeted me
Here’s looking at you kid
show us your nuts or else……
Here’s looking at you kid!!!!
The ayes have it!
Feed me, Feed me Now!
Hi, I’m Cyndi ….. Do you like my True Colors ….. They’re Beautiful, like a Rainbow .. 🙂
what do you mean i look a right tit my hair is supposed be this colour
Seeing if you are getting my next order ready.
Step away from the peanuts!
Who are you calling me a tit?
I’m ready for my close up now Mr Finch xx
I do look a big tit
Will you take that mask off, we don’t raid the nuts until next week !
Got my blue cap and goggles….who says I might not be a member of the Olympic swim team!
‘Please feed me’
If you don”t feed me I’ll tweet and tweet til I’m blue in the face!!
Feeder empty……more please!
What Do you mean I’m too young for a blue rinse…
So?
Hey Guys, what do you think about my new blue hair style.
Remember to look after me in the winter and I’ll sing for you in the spring…
Please give me some food pretty please
Who’s the fairest of them all?
” Do you think I have overdone the blue rinse just a bit “
Have you ordered me those mealworms yet?
Garden wildlife food made me this beautiful
Hey! tweet cheeks, care to join me in a sunflower snack?
Someone is telling me to Watch the birdie
Best bib and tucker and ready for dinner
come on why am I waiting
Be a sweetie look after the tweetie
Feed me
My reflection shows I’m a blue tit, and there I was thinking I was a canary who couldn’t sing!!
Am I cute or what?
Who’s you lookin at ..?
I’m wearing L’Oriole hair colour ‘Summer Skies’……………..because I’m worth it!
“The name’s Tit, Zorro Tit. Now hand over all yer peanuts!”
You may think I look good but I’m too blue to be great!
Are you coming out to feed me today or what!!!
I don’t care if budgie’s have patented it ….WHO’S A PRETTY BOY ……..So , ..there I’ve said it WHO’S A PRETTY BOY ….now what you gonna do ….who’s a pretty boy ……
Whatever …..who’s a pretty boy …..WHAT ,YOU’LL STOP BUYING FROM GARDEN WILDLIFE ……TWEET, TWEET TWEET
You think I’m too young for a blue rinse? I thought it was quite becoming!
If Mum had done an on line shop my meal would be here already.
Competition:. Hey, there’s no food left and I’m still hungry!
I need some more seed the feeder is empty
Ok, I know you’ve had a lay in, but where’s my breakfast!!!
“Look into my eyes – More sunflower kernels”
Come on then, I’ll take you on!
Me……me…………….me!
Who’s a pretty boy then?
Er, hello – food time!
I was going for the eighties Adam Ant look – what do you think?
Please can Budgie come out to play today?
Please Sir, can I have some more?
SO – who ate all the mealworms than?
WE’RE OUTOF FOOD AGAIN, GET MOVING & TOP UP!
Who are you calling a Tit!
Wha daur meddle wi me?
I think the blue rinse really does make me look a bit of a tit.
bit of advice, don’t fly till your eye liner is dry ! !
Yes, I’m taking to you!
How’s this for a selfie!!
I kow, like me, you can tweet and twitter but please, dear humans, just give me food a bit quicker!
Quick! It`s feeding time in the human roost!
Where’s my food? Please hurry up, I’m hungry!
‘Drat! Blinkin’ mascara’s run again!’
Mum – super dinner! Just wish this bigger bird would let me get my share ‘cos I’m only little and he eats quicker than me!
I’m waiting, feeders empty!
Wheres the grub?
I know it’s a brilliant disguise! Those caterpillars never see me coming. He he he….
Okay where’s the suet then!
WHOS A PRETTY BLUE BOY THEN
I’ve a little blue cap on my head,
Eyeliner black, makes me drop dead…..
Gorgeous
Well punk, do ya feel lucky?
If that isn’t from Garden Wildlife Direct – forget it!
I MAY LOOK SWEET BUT PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN AND PUT MY BREAKFAST OUT
Hope i haven’t overdone hair and makeup?
“Take me to your Feeder”
Smile, watch the human!
will you guys stop calling us TITS
Tweet me to a suet ball.
Are you sure my feathers are all in place before you take the photo?
Here’s looking at you ‘blue’ eyes
Have you placed that order with Garden Wildlife Direct for my dinner yet?
EXCUSE ME Sunshine – yea you with the camera – I’m just going to have a private ablution before my juicy mealworms, supplied by Garden Wildlife, so please push off !
If you put this on Twitter I’ll suet you.
EXCUSE ME sunshine but I’m just about to have a “private” bath before tucking in to some succulent mealworms from Garden Wildlife !!!
I know there is a Pokemon around here
Anyone seen my glasses? !!
It’s Garden Wildlife Direct keeps me looking this good!
Mirror mirror on the wall ………
Are you up for a Mexican stand off.
Nuts!
“We wear a beanie, son, and we haven’t had any dinner!”
Did you see me in the new movie Angry Birds, so don’t ruffle my feathers!
Can I politely ask you to give me a little more personal space, thank you
Oi! Don’t you ruffle MY feathers!
THANK YOU for the lovely sunflower seeds! please don’t stop putting them out for us.
Is anybody there? You do know the feeder is empty don’t you?
What!! I didn’t do it!!
What’s for tea, Mum?
I’m sure its dinnertime
Ah!!! All that lovely food from Garden Wildlife Direct and your Mummy and Daddy aren’t feeding you, you say.
Blue for brains and blue for beauty, now look at me,I’m such a cutey!!
Who`s looking at you kid *Me *
I’m getting the hang of these “selfies” !! Who said squirrels are the clever ones when it comes to working things out!
Jenny Nudd
Don’t expect me to say ‘cheese’!
“What are you staring at – has the label fallen off”
What’s Happening ?
Titter on twitter
Blue for brains and blue for beauty, now look at me, I’m I’m not such a cutey!!
Feed me, PLEASE!
You don,t scare me mate
And I say to all cat lovers, ” Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.”
Look into my eyes, you’re feeling sleepy, when I count to three and flap my wings you will FEED ME!!!
Although I’m in DIRECT competition with the WILDLIFE in my GARDEN I still have a full tummy .
Feed me, because I’m worth it.
Just checking my eye liner
No l am not wearing Glasses!
Watch the birdie!
Please mum, can I have some more?
If I take your breath away – you should see my brothers and sisters!!!
needing a wee hand with that camera?
Mirror mirror on the wall I’m the prettiest of them all,
Had a shower this morning now I can’t do a thing with my feathers
Here’s looking at you baby
WOW, I get better looking every day !!
The name’s Tit, Blue Tit. I like my mealworms shaken not stirred.
Can you tell I love sunflower seed heart chips?
Who you looking at?
Latest Storm Trooper (scouts) helmet design.
I am in decline. It’s no wonder I am a bit blue.
“What do you mean you’re going on holiday?”
Mama says I’m not cute, I’m just gorgeous
Did you know your bird feeders are empty ? You must go to garden wildlife direct,and quick, my tummy is rumbling !
Your countryside needs you!
Need more premium seed mix from Garden Wildlife Direct
Excuse me but my feeder needs topping up !
You lookin’ at me?
-“You’re a tit Harry”
-“I’M A WHAT!”
They call him Tutankhamun, it’s the eyeliner that gives him that Egyptian look
Good food makes beautiful birds.
Got any grub for me?
My first tweet
I’M WAITING FOR MY BREAKFAST
Remember Me??? Were’s my Fat Ball’s???
Is this my best side?
to see me just feed me
Come on Mum where have they hidden the feeding station?
MAKE MY DAY! GO TO GARDEN WILDLIFE DIRECT!
Hello!, alright if you cannot hear me I will give you a tweet!
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL WHO IS THE FAIREST OF US ALL?
Why do you say I look a right tit?
Look into my eyes , I love you xx
They didn’t warn me that this blue dye was permanent, I only asked for a blue tint, I didn’t realise that I was a blue tit forever……
Get set shampoo and set!
Do you like my hair in this shade of blue or should I have gone darker?
You didn’t win, huh, does this face look bothered!
Damm that shampoo is good
Windswept & Interesting, that’s me!
“I said have you re-ordered the fat balls yet? – Just remember we know where your washing line is!”
I`ve got a birds i view which only you can solve,so if you can afford to help
me feed my little ones at this time of year then i`d be so happy for you`d bring
myself and others alot of cheer so feel free to hold out thy hand and i little blue
will do my best to bring some cheer into your life at this time of year.
Can I have shredded tweet for breakfast please
What a bird brain I can’t remember the password for my Twitter account
I can’t remember my password for my Twitter account
Don’t you DARE stop feeding me!
Ready for my close-up Mr Spielberg !!
Always be yourself. Unless you can be me, then be me! I am so beautiful 🙂
Keep them cats away !!!
Who needs to go to the gym when you can do your early morning worm ups right here in the great outdoors
And who forgot to order my bird seed then!!!!
You could have called me ‘Blue Cap’ or ‘Blue Bonnet’ – you Tit!
What”s happening, you don”t tweet me any more ?
Table for one please
I have a Latin name – can’t pronounce it.
How’s this for a blue tit selfie then?
Hey, do not even think of pinching my peanuts
You looking at me looking at you ? What the fecking hell for – I’m a blue tit not Mrs Brown !!
Please Sir may I have some More!?
I spy with my little eye ……………………………………a feeder full of sunflower kernels, yummy!
What you looking at?
HELLO. Thank you for looking after me in your garden,
“Do my roots needs doing?”
“Nothing here! You need to go to Garden Wildlife Direct quickly”
I’ve got my face on for my selfie, next I’m tweeting on twitter, then networking at the bird table…got to fly!
Birds eye view
Please let me sleep
Please will you fill up the feeder now!
Aren’t I just adorable? Please say yes
I am tweeting feed me with Garden Wildlife Direct feed it is scrumptious and healthy.
No! I am not related to ‘Orville’
Lovin’ this selfie lark! I know I’m a blue tit! Just saying! 😀
Don’t move. I think I can see a sweet little human.
But my Twitter feed tweeted it was summer!
Tap, Tap – ‘Hello, is anyone there? The feeders are empty!’
” can I take a selfie?! “
Hey blue eyes, what you doin
Who are you staring at?
This is MY woodland, give me the password before I allow you into it !!!
Wild thing!, I think I love you!
I always wear my specs, so always find the best food
“Handsome Bluetit seeking female with GSoH. Must like flying and singing. Let me ruffle your feathers.”
I only have eyes for you
Here Derek, come and look at this…I call it ‘humanwatching’. I reckon it could catch on. It takes a while to get into ’cause they all pretty much sound the same at first, but just start with the visuals.
I’m not scared of you
It would be a blue blue Christmas without me!
I’m watching you watching me
Anyone seen Alan
Hi, I’m Oliver. Can I have some more please!
Oh no not Chris Packham again!
Life would’ve been so different if I hadn’t turned down that role as part of the crime fighting duo. I had the mask and everything. I just never thought it would catch on…and the robins are all like ‘we’ve got our own tv show and films, blah, blah’…
Selfie Time!
I am watching you! another late Breakfast.
Who has eaten all those suet pellets ?, that’s what I would like to know!!
Who’s a pretty boy
Bet you wish your face was this pretty!!
‘Thank You For Caring For Us’
I’m pretty as a picture
Fly?……I didn’t see it……where did it go?
When I’m feeling blue, all I have to do, is take a look at you.
Where’s my nuts
Fill the feeder NOW! Remember: I know where you live.
Wildlife direct is where the best food comes from for blue tits like me
I knew the bird bath spa day would work, my colours look so bright!!
Oooh, where are your feathers?I didn’t know nestlings got as big as you!!!
In this Garden I’m all the Wildlife you need to see.
Boo!
Tuppence a day……
What do you mean you were thinking of buying your seed mixes from someone other than Garden wildlife direct…?
Your breakfast looks good, where’s mine!
Face painting captured by a selfie
My name’s Blue, Blue Tit (said in a James Bond accent)
Sorry about the milk!!!
My first selfie!
Who do you think you are? David Bailey? Now let me eat in peace.
What do you mean…..say Cheese?
Of course I look grumpy, so would you if you hadn’t had your peanuts!
Stand and deliver your money or your sunflower seed
I told her to go easy on the eye liner … but would she listen?!
Got nuts?
Please tell the kids next door I am not a Pokemon. I’m fed up with them trying to catch me
YOU DON`T HAVE TO STARE, I KNOW I`M BEAUTIFUL
I can’t believe the garden wildlife prices just look at the great value can’t take my eyes off of them
If your names not on the list you’re not coming in.
When are you going to feed me. I’ve been waiting for ages here
Humans have such big beaks I can’t stop staring at them !!!
When are you going to refill my feeder.
please may I come and sit with you its very cold out here
Eyes, nose, cheeky, cheeky chin!
“Feed me sucker”
My Twitter account is @featherfluster
You’ve had your breakfast now where’s mine?
hurry and take my picture, I’m very busy you know
Whose a pretty boy then
Please, Sir, I want some more food from Garden Wildlife Direct
Bothered! Do I look Bothered?
I love my new eyeliner as it enhances my gorgeous blue hair tint!
I’m feeling blue, these black glasses are a bit small, can’t see the food feeding staion, should have gone to “Garden Wildlife Direct”!
Please can I have some more.
You try looking this good 1st thing in the morning, no hairdryer no mirror, I do my best !
Yes, it is a rather fetching shade of blue…
Hello my name is Blue Tit
Think I should have gone for the purple rinse!
so are you feeding me or not?
Garden Wildlife is cheep cheep cheep!!!
Bet you wish your tits looked like me!
Bet I can out-stare you!
Here’s lookin at you kid!
OMG is that a rare Sue Wylie in the garden?
Forget the tweet tweet where’s my breakfast?
wasssuuuppp…
Yes Joyce, went for my blue rinse yesterday!
arnt I just beatiful.
Is my eyeliner on straight
WHO YOU LOOKING AT
I thought you had forgotten me !
only went in for a trim,look wot see did.
What are you staring at me for?
Do you think I am getting enough lift from my new hair dryer?
Yep still looking good!
Well……….. It wasn’t me, it was the cat……………..I’m only small and fluffy………….honest
I thought you had forgotten me !
What do you mean “bad hair day”, I’ve only just woken up!
Where’s my breakfast? I’m hungry!
They’ll never recognise me in this Zorro mask!
Here’s looking at you, kid
Im definitely going to change my hairdresser after this effort
“I’m the dandy highway man that you’re to scared to mention”.
Welllllllll? So you think it’s the right blue?
I’ll stare you out any day
I know I’ve put on weight …. I’ve gone up a cup size!!!!!!
Like my Selfie?
Oh come on stop staring and feed me
On Stars in their Eyes today is Blue Tit , tell us who your going to be . Tonight Matthew I am going to be Adam Ant
My Mum thinks I’m a great tit
WHERE’S MY SUNFLOWER HEARTS !!!!
‘PUNKS BACK’ – Call me seed vicious
I am smiling!
What do you think ? Too much eye-liner ?
Have you opened my Twitter account yet!?
Been rather wet this year but at least she gets me decent food from Garden Wildlife Direct.
Oi, where’s my breakfast!
“Spell that?”, “G-A-R-D-E-N-W-I-L-D-L-I-F-E. . . .”
I’m watching you or looking at you
Sure! I’ll sing for my ‘Supa’
Will you just hurry up with my breakfast!
where`s my breakfast……
What a summer this has been I’ve been wet most days but at least I’ve had decent food from my Wildlife Direct.
You Blueking at me?
What do you think of my new eyeliner?
Today’s Tweet from the garden
So there I was ……………
Look into my eyes . . . feeeeeed me . . . feed me now!
” so you have a Twitter Account, I hope you are following me”
Tweeting to a Canary
Can you do cute as good as this?
…………. and now for the news from the Enchanted Woods.
Hello my darlings!
Can you go to Garden Wildlife Direct and get me some more delicious food please!
I woke up early…there was no worm!
“who took the seeds out of your fat ball”
A cheep shot!
You watch me and I’ll watch you!
That’s the last time I have a blow dry to get to the seeds early!
We Birds Need You!
Time to fill the feeders Mum!
I’m ready for my close up Starling!
I’m waiting. Have you overslept?
I wish Mum was not addicted to tie-dying.
Swipe right quickly, he’s gorgeous!
This mirror needs a clean I look really rough
“That’s the last time I fall asleep when the kids have got their colouring books out……..”
” I wear these swimming goggles so I’m not recognised.”
I AM smiling, just take the photo !
Do you think this Goth/punk look will catch on in Bird world?
So is that close enough yet!
I’m loving the blue tint. Can I have a touch of red on my cheeks please?
Always clean your beak….
I’ll be REALLY blue if you don’t feed me & my chicks. Call GWD now!
Always clean your beak…..
I voted remain
Do you mind taking a passport photo? I’m not sure if I’ll need one after Brexit.
Here’s looking at you kid
So, will Brexit affect my migration plans?
Always clean your beak……
Gel. I need hair gel!
Always clean your beak……..
Stick ’em up. Your peanuts or else!
Don’t mess with me Dude; I can pack a heafty peck when I want to..!!!
You do know there are no sunflower hearts left don’t you?
Take that mask off Maisie, I know it’s you !
Someone mentioned Twitter feed?
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CALL ON YOU,WITH MY FAMILY, WE DO LOVE TREATS.
Where’ve you been till now. I’m starving !!!!
My dad told me it would wash out
Pay attention – I’m tweeting!
Get up .I am hungary
Don’t just stand there…… feed me!
“Yep, I like my seed from garden wildlife direct.”
Ever had the feeling you’re being watched ?
So where are my sunflower seeds.!!
Go ahead, make my day
FRIEND OR FOE? I can’t quite see… So either feed me or (gulp) eat me. Just get on with it…
WAITER! I am ready to order now: sunflower seeds no husks thank you.
I’ll be back !
“Watch the birdie” they said when I applied for the modelling job; they just didn’t tell me it’d be for two hours!
I’m Not going Nuts, I’m busy TWEETING Garden Wildlife Direct especially for you!
Is this a mirror ?
Where’s my breakfast?
I washed my feathers last night and can’t do a thing with them !
“Just got in from the windy city, got any thing to eat?”
Last in the queue for the feeder, AGAIN!
PLEASE …….. WHERE’S MY FOOD?
‘Feed the birds’ NOW!
Come on now! You like a good dinner too!
My little brood knows they can rely on a well balanced diet from Garden Wildlife Direct.
Think I,m cute now !! Wait till I,m 18
THIS IS A BLUE TIT APPEAL
Please feed me, its wintery out here
yes, I’m appealing to you!
Good morning and here’s the feather forecast 🙂
It takes a steady claw to get eyeliner looking this good
No one warned me about the electric wire!
Well, whad yer know!
How’s this for a selfie?
…and that viewers, is how you do ‘smokey eyes’….
Well I’m not paying! I asked for short, back and sides and you’ve given me a blow dry!
Look into my eyes. Look deep into my eyes. You must obey my voice. “Hurry and submit your order to GWD”.
I bet I can stay still without moving longer than you.
Huge blue tit ,seen in local wood
Look into my eyes ….. You are feeling sleepy
Just thought I’d let you know. The bird feeder is empty!
Sorry. I didn’t recognise you without my glasses.
Do you like my blue tint.
Didn’t think I was old enough for a blue rinse yet!
its not cold , your supposed to be blue
You DID invite me for tea didn’t you?
Don’t just look at me FEED me!!
I’ll be back
stop arguing and order the mun & chick MIX
Have you seen where my peanuts have gone?
I don’t believe it! They’re still asleep.
Two popadoms and a vindaloo please Bob … Failing that I’ll ave some of thoes puka sunflower hearts!!
And when are you going to fill up the bird feeder?
“Who’s nicked my window bird feeder?”
“Where is my food from Garden Wild Life Direct ?”
Well,! Where are you.?
What are you staring at? Just feed me!!
You may have called me a Tit!, but I forgive you as you do feed me some lovely food.
I know what’s best ( Mother and Chick seed mix) .
I only closed my eyes for a minute, where has summer gone?
Good Morning to you
I seed you
Hey you, yes you, where is my breakfast?
And here is the news!
Please, don’t forget me.
Just gimme the seed !
How gorgeous am I, been well fed and watered thanks to my caring parents and their human suppliers of good food.
Do I look scared?
48 49 50…..hope he doesn’t find me this time!
A little bird told me that the best grub in town comes direct from Garden Wildlife Direct!
No, it’s not a blue rinse, it’s natural!
Wait a minute – I’m doing the annual people watch!!!
Love this new face mask !
mesmerised by cheap cheap seed
Manager please! I have been waiting over 2 minutes for you to fill my feeder.
I wanted to be a Great Tit, but someone had used all the black rinse.
Hello in there, yes you in there, our feeders are empty and they have volunteered me too sit here till their filled
Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all?
Come on where’s me Breakfast
And precisely how you thought you would get away with it??
I hope you’ve placed an order for more supplies of premium peanuts, supplies are getting a tweety bit low!
SELFIE!!!!!!!
What! This blue rinse is permanent!
Come on, hurry up and fill the feeders!
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, look into my eyes… you’re under.
Robbie the robin was really annoyed after his girlfriend was let loose with the makeup kit.
You sure!! I think I look a right “tit”
Where’s my dinner!
Aren’t I lovely one more snap please
as selfies go, i think this is my best one !!
Watch the birdie!
Ok I’ve been to the groomers now “Get some nuts”
Hi folks, hot from twetter Garden Wildlife Direct have some great offers.
I don’t mean to look scary. It’s that Hitchcock blokes fault!
….could I have a little bit more please?
“What the……I told them blonde highlights, blonde not blue!”
Just a quick twitter about the bird seed mix I prefer from Garden Wildlife, please.
I think I need to cut down on the hair conditioner 🙁
Think I may have overdone it with the eyeliner this morning
If you say ‘watch the birdie’ one more time!!!
The blue rinse didn’t quite work out the way I wanted.
hey dude do i look good or what!!!
Yes, I am smiling, really!!
Can I join you I’m hungry!e
Don’t you wish you were gorgeous like me?
Its rude to stare !
What do you mean take my sunglasses off!
“I’m talking to you, Garden Wildlife – direct!”
You know you love me
CAN YOU REFILL THE BIRD FEEDER SOON I SHOULD BE CHECKING MY TWITTER MESSAGES !!!!!
ME, it wasn’t me, that was the other fellow, we just look alike
“Why’s it taking so long to get my lunch, a blue tit’s got to eat you know, we don’t live on bugs alone”
Oi! where’s my dinner?
I’ve got a birds eye view !
What Me!!
Please feed me, I’m starving…..I had a bath specially so I could look cute and fluffy.
Let’s see who blinks first then!
OK. I’ve emailed the order to Garden wildlife direct.
Quick kids dad is on skype
Where did that sparrowhawk go?
OK, the cat is behind me, That’s why I am on my own.
Where is my bird seed!
Under this devilish masked disguise, I am really a Sparrowhawk!!!!!!!!!!
This is Peter bluetit reporting from a woodland near you..now back to the bird box
Wow! I’m looking good. Think I’ll put my picture on Twitter.
Are you coming out to feed us or what!
I’m feeling blue!
“Are you ready to take my order from the garden wildlife direct a la carte menu?”
You know a chick needs food!
Look into my eyes…… You will feed me now!!!
This is Bluey McBluetit reporting live from the local feeding station.
You looking at me!!
Feed me or I’ll be back!!
I’ll be back
I feel silly with this make up on
Curiosity killed the cat – I hope!!!
You always think you are watching me…………….. THINK again! I got my eye on you.
Who is wearing mascara, other birds use it don’t they.
Come on you lot can’t you see I’m hungry and have a family to feed its not cheep!
Oi, get out of my way!